Are you still looking for the perfect stocking stuffer for your loved one? Have they been naughty or nice this year? Guess what, with a Cleanis it doesn’t matter! A Cleanis is the sexy way to tell someone just how much you love them this Xmas. Just picture Christmas morning and the look on their face when they see that oddly familiar shape poking out of the toe of their stocking.
Now imagine their anticipation as they get closer to discovering just what it is and the smile on both of your faces. You’re not giving someone you love a bar of soap, or a sex toy. You’re giving them something much more meaningful, a fun memory that will last forever.
So what can you do when you first open you Cleanis? Here are a few ideas…
Whatever you decide to do with your Cleanis this Christmas always remember it’s all about fun (and external use only). One of our favorite Cleanis Party Games is called Unicorn and you could play it with ribbons and bows for a new holiday tradition.
The holidays can be stressful and we want to help you relieve that stress through some clean, sexy fun. To that end (no pun intended) it’s perfectly okay to get a Cleanis for yourself this Christmas. Put it in your stocking and make like Santa knew exactly what you wanted this year. Something that would make you smile every morning when you jump in the shower.
Remember when placing your Cleanis into the stocking, put it in first and have some heavier items pressing down upon it for maximum effect 🙂
We’d love to see pictures of your Cleanis stuffed stockings so please share them on social media with #cleanis
In fact, please share your pics both before the stocking is opened and any pics of the fun you have with your Cleanis that day. If you’re buying a Christmas Cleanis we know you have a great sense of humor and imagination 🙂
Do you have a Naughty Santa or White Elephant party to attend this holiday season? Want to make someone laugh hard 😉 Pick up a 6-Pack of Cleanises and you’ll have all the stocking stuffers and White Elephant gifts you need to shine this Christmas.
A Mon Cherry and Limey Peter combo is a very popular order this time of year. We’ll lovingly pick and pack your Cleanises and make sure you receive them in plenty of time for the occasion.
Sure, wrapping a Cleanis can be tricky, but don’t worry we can help. Here are some suggestions for just how you can wrap a novelty penis soap for maximum reaction…
Just put a bow on it
Wrap your Cleanis in a miniature Santa robe
Add some customized construction paper elf shoes
Simply leave it in the shower for your special someone to find
Also, for those that will be adding a Cleanis as a stocking stuffer, please put it in first. There’s nothing quite like the look on your loved one’s face as they see their stocking hanging by the fire with some oddly familiar shape poking out of the toe 🙂
Did we mention that our Cleanises all smell wonderful. Perhaps the smell of pine and sugar cookies is finally getting to you. Add a Mon Cherry Cleanis to your home and take in some fresh and intoxicating aromas to put you in a heightened Xmas mood, ooh la la.
When it comes down to it you are old enough to know that it is better to give than to receive. Well with a Cleanis you kind of have the best of both worlds. What you give to someone you love, will surely be well received and hopefully reciprocated in the form of a nice hot bubble bath after a long day of post-Christmas sale shopping.
That actually leads me to believe that perhaps one other use for a Cleanis this holiday season is as a new, progressive replacement for the old staid mistletoe. Take down that dried out weed and hang a Cleanis and see what happens.
Whatever you decide, do it with gusto and always aim to make ’em smile. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you and yours from your Erector Director.