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Welcome to Cleanis, home of the world’s sexiest soap! Yes Cleanis soap is a real novelty penis shaped soap that is not only great for your skin, but also for your sense of humor. Each Cleanis is made from coconut oil and produced in the USA. There are currently six wonderful scents and colors:

  1. Mon Cherry
  2. Orangeasm
  3. Largely Lemon
  4. Limey Peter
  5. Blueball Berry
  6. Grape Escape
Cleanises come in six colors/scents Mon Cherry, Orangeasm, Largely Lemon, Limey Peter, Blueball Berry and Grape Escape
Mon Cherry, Orangeasm, Largely Lemon, Limey Peter, Blueball Berry and Grape Escape Cleanises

A Cleanis makes a perfect gift for bachelorettes, bachelorsX2, adult game nights, birthdays, and white elephant parties. Purchase a Cleanis 6-Pack and get a free copy of our Cleanis Party Games to make any night unforgettable!

Heading to Vegas? Be the star of the weekend and bring along some Cleanises and our Party Games and create the kind of fun you’ll never forget.

Cleanis Party Games
Cleanis Party Games like Unicorn make for an unforgettable night!

Cleanis penis soaps are also perfect for sending to someone unsuspecting. We love it when we’re asked to send anonymous Cleanises to someone for a really special birthday present. It’s also fun to send a Cleanis to someone you don’t like with a note telling them to “clean up their act” or “you know where you can stick this!”

When it comes down to it, we just want to have some fun and make you laugh. There is enough negativity in the world. So why not start your day with the only soap that’s always happy to see you. Get a Cleanis and have more fun in the shower.

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Cleanis Party Games

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Cleanis Party Games are more fun with more people and more Cleanises
The more the merrier but we recommend having at minimum this many Cleanises per game

 

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About

 

Cleanis is a lifestyle brand created around its product namesake. A novelty soap shaped like something that rhymes with Cleanis. Yes, a Cleanis makes a perfect bachelorette gift, bachelorX2 gift, gag gift, etc. You get the idea right? A Cleanis is sexy, penis shaped soap that comes in a rainbow of six wonderful colors and scents.

Mon Cherry, Orangeasm, Largely Lemon, Limey Peter, Blueball Berry and Grape Escape. Each Cleanis stands eight ounces at full mast and is made in the USA. Cleanis is soap and therefore is external use only. That being said, Cleanises smell good enough to eat and are made from coconut oil.

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Of course Cleanis is so much more than soap, it’s fun! When is the last time you woke up on a Monday morning, got in the shower and actually had your soap make you smile? I’m guessing never (unless you already have a Cleanis). Get a Cleanis and you won’t dread Monday mornings anymore. In fact, you’ll look forward to bathing as much as possible (and perhaps with as many as possible you sly sexy fox you).

If that’s not enough, be sure to check out Blueball Berry, our 6’ 6” Cleanis mascot. He’s kind of like our version of Ronald McDonald, the only difference being Blueball isn’t some giant corporation’s sellout clown. He’s his own self, a proud friendly giant blue penis that loves hugs.

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It’s pretty clear that the folks behind Cleanis have far more in mind than just selling penis soap. They want to make you laugh. As they say, “Cleanis is the soap that’s always happy to see you!”

Cleanis started in the summer of 2015 with a successful Kickstarter campaign. Their campaign video has garnered over 17k views on YoutTube. In just three short minutes you get exactly where they are coming from as a brand. It’s all about fun.

Matt Kline – Erector Director

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“Hey, you’re the penis soap guy right?!” Matt’s happy to answer, “Yes!” Of course he is, after having spent years in cubes working for other people. Matt now has one objective, has as much fun as possible.

His idea for success is simple, make you laugh. After all, Cleanis penis soap is nothing if not fun. Matt enjoys playing a really poor brand of hockey, trying his best to make lamb vindaloo at home and being a DJ on Bozeman’s local freeform radio station KGLT.