Stocking stuffers and Naughty Santa gifts galore

Cleanis Christmas festive wear
How very merry!

Do you have a Naughty Santa or White Elephant party to attend this holiday season? Want to make someone laugh hard ๐Ÿ˜‰ ย Pick up a 6-Pack of Cleanises and you’ll have all the stocking stuffers and White Elephant gifts you need to shine this Christmas.

A Mon Cherry and Limey Peter combo is a very popular order this time of year. We’ll lovingly pick and pack your Cleanises and make sure you receive them in plenty of time for the occasion.

Sure, wrapping a Cleanis can be tricky, but don’t worry we can help. Here are some suggestions for just how you can wrap a novelty penis soap for maximum reaction…

  1. Just put a bow on it
  2. Wrap your Cleanis in a miniature Santa robe
  3. Add some customized construction paper elf shoes
  4. White beard
  5. Simply leave it in the shower for your special someone to find

Also, for those that will be adding a Cleanis as a stocking stuffer, please put it in first. There’s nothing quite like the look on your loved one’s face as they see their stocking hanging by the fire with some oddly familiar shape poking out of the toe ๐Ÿ™‚

Did we mention that our Cleanises all smell wonderful. Perhaps the smell of pine and sugar cookies is finally getting to you. Add a Mon Cherry Cleanis to your home and take in some fresh and intoxicating aromas to put you in a heightened Xmas mood, ooh la la.

When it comes down to it you are old enough to know that it is better to give than to receive. Well with a Cleanis you kind of have the best of both worlds. What you give to someone you love, will surely be well received and hopefully reciprocated in the form of a nice hot bubble bath after a long day of post-Christmas sale shopping.

That actually leads me to believe that perhaps one other use for a Cleanis this holiday season is as a new, progressive replacement for the old staid mistletoe. Take down that dried out weed and hang a Cleanis and see what happens.

Whatever you decide, do it with gusto and always aim to make ’em smile. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you and yours from your Erector Director.